The Erudite Comedy- Part 1

The sun dipped below the horizon as I approached the base of Mount University. Pausing for a breath, I dared a terrified backward glance. The thick, dark forest spread out behind me; although I had a penchant for nature, I knew this was a different beast. Several chthonic creatures had chased me through the forest:… Continue reading The Erudite Comedy- Part 1

Schedule Pick up Day- a.k.a Apocalypse

It’s getting close to that time of year again. That’s right, schedule pick up! It’s often understated just how important this day is. The little piece of paper you pick up at this day of judgement dictates your whole school year (unless you change classes). After you receive your sentencing, you will probably want to… Continue reading Schedule Pick up Day- a.k.a Apocalypse

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 1

Hello, dear reader. Before you begin reading this compendium of the madness that was AP Biology under “Mrs. Malaprop,” I would urge you to read this foreword. “Mrs. Malaprop” is a character from Sheridan’s play, The Rivals, wherein she misused long words because she wanted to appear well educated, but her statements were ultimately nonsensical… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 1

The Erudite Comedy- Part 4

To recap, our two guides have passed by Minos, and into a large wall of wind which now hinders them.   We continued into the darkness, past that huge monster. Virgil guided us past the huge walls of twisting wind and the dark rocks. “We just need to get to the edge of the circle,”… Continue reading The Erudite Comedy- Part 4

The Erudite Comedy- Part 3

When we last left our heroes, they were travelling through Limbo, the place for those who did not attend university, those poor souls. Virgil points out some of the inhabitants of Limbo, all of whom exist on the lowest plain of punishment in the education system.   Virgil pointed towards some elderly men sitting around… Continue reading The Erudite Comedy- Part 3