Pep(ish) Rallies

How do you promote football games? Sure most kids know about them, but how do you motivate someone to actually leave their house and buy a ticket? Unfortunately, most schools have decided against posters, announcements, or good student section football experiences for pep rallies.   Truly, the pep rally is one of the most ingenious… Continue reading Pep(ish) Rallies

The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop

Welcome to my new series including Mrs. Malaprop! You didn’t think she was just going to go away, did you? Here we’ll explore some different scenarios where Mrs. Malaprop’s brilliance truly shone.   Lab Tests: Something I haven’t mentioned about Mrs. Malaprop’s class yet is labs and the lab tests you have to do throughout… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop

Teacher Craziness

Have you ever had some teachers with some outlandish ideas? Maybe they want you to do homework or think that we should “take care of personal hygiene.” Some teachers, however, push just a little too hard with their worldviews.   The problem is when some teachers decide to tell us a little too much information… Continue reading Teacher Craziness

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this portion, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! For those of you who want to take the AP exam, don’t… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

All of us will one day have to face off with one of the most horrendous constructs known to man: driving school. Specifically, online driving school, where one can learn the rules of the road from the comfort of their home. I have to say, anyone who believes this deception will have a rude awakening… Continue reading Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

Schedule Pick up Day- a.k.a Apocalypse

It’s getting close to that time of year again. That’s right, schedule pick up! It’s often understated just how important this day is. The little piece of paper you pick up at this day of judgement dictates your whole school year (unless you change classes). After you receive your sentencing, you will probably want to… Continue reading Schedule Pick up Day- a.k.a Apocalypse

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this part, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! You may ask why you would need to self study if… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3