Lovecraft Meets High School: A Deconstruction

What is school like for the undeveloped mind of a sleep deprived student? I realized that this theater of madness known as school isn’t so different from that of a Lovecraftian tale(or horror, to be accurate). So I decided to investigate this little theory.   So, what does constitute a Lovecraftian horror? Well according to… Continue reading Lovecraft Meets High School: A Deconstruction

The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Part 2

Welcome to Part 2 of the Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop! This is a slightly longer post.   Malapropos Attitude- Mrs. Malaprop has a warped outlook on how students are supposed to react to situations and how she is supposed to respond to students, like she interprets the world through a kaleidoscope. As I’ve said before,… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Part 2

Pep(ish) Rallies

How do you promote football games? Sure most kids know about them, but how do you motivate someone to actually leave their house and buy a ticket? Unfortunately, most schools have decided against posters, announcements, or good student section football experiences for pep rallies.   Truly, the pep rally is one of the most ingenious… Continue reading Pep(ish) Rallies

The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop

Welcome to my new series including Mrs. Malaprop! You didn’t think she was just going to go away, did you? Here we’ll explore some different scenarios where Mrs. Malaprop’s brilliance truly shone.   Lab Tests: Something I haven’t mentioned about Mrs. Malaprop’s class yet is labs and the lab tests you have to do throughout… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop

Teacher Craziness

Have you ever had some teachers with some outlandish ideas? Maybe they want you to do homework or think that we should “take care of personal hygiene.” Some teachers, however, push just a little too hard with their worldviews.   The problem is when some teachers decide to tell us a little too much information… Continue reading Teacher Craziness

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this portion, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! For those of you who want to take the AP exam, don’t… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

All of us will one day have to face off with one of the most horrendous constructs known to man: driving school. Specifically, online driving school, where one can learn the rules of the road from the comfort of their home. I have to say, anyone who believes this deception will have a rude awakening… Continue reading Online Driving Schools, a Requiem