The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Pt. 5

  Sometimes, teachers can expect a little much from students. Usually it’s something simple, like wanting you to bring your cat for a biology experiment or asking you to read Shakespeare without a dictionary. However, Mrs. Malaprop is notorious for asking for superhuman feats from her students. One superhuman attribute she expects from “AP learners”… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Pt. 5

Service in School

College admissions have become a war torn landscape filled with burned dreams, crushing anxiety, and insane competition. It is often noted that even “superstars” are turned down by colleges, even when their accomplishments are beyond that of most adults. But what could be cause a star student to be overlooked? Although there are many reasons… Continue reading Service in School

Lovecraft Meets High School: A Deconstruction

What is school like for the undeveloped mind of a sleep deprived student? I realized that this theater of madness known as school isn’t so different from that of a Lovecraftian tale(or horror, to be accurate). So I decided to investigate this little theory.   So, what does constitute a Lovecraftian horror? Well according to… Continue reading Lovecraft Meets High School: A Deconstruction

Pep(ish) Rallies

How do you promote football games? Sure most kids know about them, but how do you motivate someone to actually leave their house and buy a ticket? Unfortunately, most schools have decided against posters, announcements, or good student section football experiences for pep rallies.   Truly, the pep rally is one of the most ingenious… Continue reading Pep(ish) Rallies

Teacher Craziness

Have you ever had some teachers with some outlandish ideas? Maybe they want you to do homework or think that we should “take care of personal hygiene.” Some teachers, however, push just a little too hard with their worldviews.   The problem is when some teachers decide to tell us a little too much information… Continue reading Teacher Craziness

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this portion, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! For those of you who want to take the AP exam, don’t… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this part, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! You may ask why you would need to self study if… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3