Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

All of us will one day have to face off with one of the most horrendous constructs known to man: driving school. Specifically, online driving school, where one can learn the rules of the road from the comfort of their home. I have to say, anyone who believes this deception will have a rude awakening… Continue reading Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

Schedule Pick up Day- a.k.a Apocalypse

It’s getting close to that time of year again. That’s right, schedule pick up! It’s often understated just how important this day is. The little piece of paper you pick up at this day of judgement dictates your whole school year (unless you change classes). After you receive your sentencing, you will probably want to… Continue reading Schedule Pick up Day- a.k.a Apocalypse

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this part, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! You may ask why you would need to self study if… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3

Club Roundup #1 Better than Checkers

Welcome to Club Roundup! A new series where we delve into the inner workings of clubs and extracurriculars alike! For the first post, I’m going to cover the basic clubs, the ubiquitous clubs that are found in every school. Don’t worry, we’ll get to yours soon.   First up is chess! Yes the home of… Continue reading Club Roundup #1 Better than Checkers

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 2

  Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the second installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this part, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! You need to build up stamina if you get Mrs.… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 2

AP Score Armageddon

Good afternoon, dearest reader. As most of you know, AP exam scores were released just recently. Now some of you may not have checked your scores yet, either due to crippling self-esteem issues that prevent you from checking, or because you just didn’t remember (or care enough) to check. If that’s the case, this post… Continue reading AP Score Armageddon

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 1

Hello, dear reader. Before you begin reading this compendium of the madness that was AP Biology under “Mrs. Malaprop,” I would urge you to read this foreword. “Mrs. Malaprop” is a character from Sheridan’s play, The Rivals, wherein she misused long words because she wanted to appear well educated, but her statements were ultimately nonsensical… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 1