The Erudite Comedy- Part 1

The sun dipped below the horizon as I approached the base of Mount University. Pausing for a breath, I dared a terrified backward glance. The thick, dark forest spread out behind me; although I had a penchant for nature, I knew this was a different beast. Several chthonic creatures had chased me through the forest:… Continue reading The Erudite Comedy- Part 1

The Festival of PSATurnalia

The Earth has once again completed its revolution around the Sun, and it is the time of the PSAT. A ritual in which adolescents are forced to partake in a modified assessment of their comprehension skills, which decides if they are bestowed the prestigious title of “National Merit Scholar.” One would imagine that such a… Continue reading The Festival of PSATurnalia

Lovecraft Meets High School: A Deconstruction

What is school like for the undeveloped mind of a sleep deprived student? I realized that this theater of madness known as school isn’t so different from that of a Lovecraftian tale(or horror, to be accurate). So I decided to investigate this little theory.   So, what does constitute a Lovecraftian horror? Well according to… Continue reading Lovecraft Meets High School: A Deconstruction

Teacher Craziness

Have you ever had some teachers with some outlandish ideas? Maybe they want you to do homework or think that we should “take care of personal hygiene.” Some teachers, however, push just a little too hard with their worldviews.   The problem is when some teachers decide to tell us a little too much information… Continue reading Teacher Craziness

Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

All of us will one day have to face off with one of the most horrendous constructs known to man: driving school. Specifically, online driving school, where one can learn the rules of the road from the comfort of their home. I have to say, anyone who believes this deception will have a rude awakening… Continue reading Online Driving Schools, a Requiem

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this part, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! You may ask why you would need to self study if… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 3

Club Roundup #1 Better than Checkers

Welcome to Club Roundup! A new series where we delve into the inner workings of clubs and extracurriculars alike! For the first post, I’m going to cover the basic clubs, the ubiquitous clubs that are found in every school. Don’t worry, we’ll get to yours soon.   First up is chess! Yes the home of… Continue reading Club Roundup #1 Better than Checkers