The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Pt. 5

  Sometimes, teachers can expect a little much from students. Usually it’s something simple, like wanting you to bring your cat for a biology experiment or asking you to read Shakespeare without a dictionary. However, Mrs. Malaprop is notorious for asking for superhuman feats from her students. One superhuman attribute she expects from “AP learners”… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Pt. 5

The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop- Pt. 4

Unfortunately, this may be the last publication of the Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop. However, there may still be hope for the future, so until then, here is Part 4! It is possible students could work around the previous problems we have discussed about Mrs. Malaprop if she was able to increase the speed at which… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop- Pt. 4

The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Part 2

Welcome to Part 2 of the Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop! This is a slightly longer post.   Malapropos Attitude- Mrs. Malaprop has a warped outlook on how students are supposed to react to situations and how she is supposed to respond to students, like she interprets the world through a kaleidoscope. As I’ve said before,… Continue reading The Misadventures of Mrs. Malaprop Part 2

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the third installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this portion, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! For those of you who want to take the AP exam, don’t… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 4 FIN

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 2

  Welcome back, dear reader! Here begins the second installment in “the Guide to Surviving Mrs. Malaprop’s Class.” You may wish to revisit the previous installment from two weeks ago before reading this part, as there is a level of continuity between the posts. Enjoy! You need to build up stamina if you get Mrs.… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 2

How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 1

Hello, dear reader. Before you begin reading this compendium of the madness that was AP Biology under “Mrs. Malaprop,” I would urge you to read this foreword. “Mrs. Malaprop” is a character from Sheridan’s play, The Rivals, wherein she misused long words because she wanted to appear well educated, but her statements were ultimately nonsensical… Continue reading How to Survive Mrs. Malaprop’s Class- Pt. 1